He is an equal opportunity slut.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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