I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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