that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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