You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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