We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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