Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just gift wrapped bread.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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