I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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