whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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