i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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