Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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