i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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