tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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