I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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