careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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