Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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