omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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