apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
As shirtless as possible
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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