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(239): View more from Florida

just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.

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(408): View more from California

ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox

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without a question

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(914): View more from New York

something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I can feel my liver begging me to stop.

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(206): View more from Washington

View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.

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(813): View more from Florida

I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.

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(641): View more from Iowa

I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.

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(406): View more from Montana

Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.

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