Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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