i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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