sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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