So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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