All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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