After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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