Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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