Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I need water and some morals
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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