My girlfriend figured out who you are.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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