just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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