apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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