what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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