if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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