And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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