I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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