I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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