We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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