I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
True strength comes from lack of pants
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My breath smells like gin and sadness
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
