I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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