also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
