dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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