we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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