ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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