yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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