Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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