this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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