Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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