fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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