i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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