What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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