Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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