You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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