if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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