the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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