your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
