think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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