it's like her boobs came off with her bra
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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