It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Randomize
