no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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