Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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