Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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